Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? It's an udderly bad idea!
How do you get dragon milk?
Find a cow with no back legs
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk,
It is one of the few animals that can make its own custard.
My cow gives less milk,
now that it has been eaten,
by a fierce dragon.
A Final Word of Advice
A Final Word of Advice The wise old Mother Superior from County Tipperary was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother Superior drank a little, then a little more. Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. "Mother", the nuns pleaded, "Please give us some wisdom before you die." She raised herself up in bed with a pious look on her face and said: "Don't sell that cow".
Goat milk?
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
Did you hear about the forgetful unicorn mom? She kept feeding her kids milk of amnesia.