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Dirty Short Jokes
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobies
Puns
A man just attacked me with cheese and milk.
How dairy!
A Final Word of Advice
A Final Word of Advice The wise old Mother Superior from County Tipperary was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother Superior drank a little, then a little more. Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. "Mother", the nuns pleaded, "Please give us some wisdom before you die." She raised herself up in bed with a pious look on her face and said: "Don't sell that cow".
Funny Haiku
My cow gives less milk,
now that it has been eaten,
by a fierce dragon.
Egg Puns
Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk,
It is one of the few animals that can make its own custard.
Coffee Puns
Last night I was kidnapped by Aliens. They forced to work providing teas and coffees on their spaceship.
I told one alien that I couldn't find any milk. He said "In space, no one can. Here, use cream."
Food puns
What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and Quackers!
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
Why don't cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry
One Liners for Kids
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
What has one horn and gives milk A milk truck.
What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A. Milk and quackers!
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
Cow Puns
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
Bible Puns
On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers
Duck Puns
What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow?
Quakers and milk.