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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
There once was a girl named Sue.
She came down with the case of the flu.
She let out a sigh,
"My temperature is high,
what ever shall I do?
Oh my! Oh my!
I think I will die.
What ever shall I do?"

So, she stumbled out of bed.
"I know I'll take some meds.
If this the flu,
I take an aspirin or two.
Then I'll drink some broth and some juice.
Oh my! Oh my!"
she began to cry.
"I think this is acute."

So, she grumbled back to bed
and pulled the covers over her head.
She let out a sneeze,
a cough and a wheeze.
"Won't someone help me, please?
Oh my! Oh my!
Will I survive
the case of the crazy flu?"

So, she finally fell asleep.
She slept and slept for a week.
She tossed and turned,
her symptoms have passed.
Her temperature normal at last.
"Oh my! Oh my!
I think I survived
this case of the crazy flu."
No one really enjoys crying wolf. However, the boy did cry just to get a howling experience.
“If any of you cry at my funeral I’ll never speak to you again.”
Stan Laurel
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his parents were in a jam!
Little Johnny and the Hammer
Little Johnny and the Hammer Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, "What’s the matter little Johnny?" "Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb bang on with the hammer!" said little Johnny through his tears. His mother was touched by the boy's sensitivity, but didn't like seeing him cry. "That’s not so serious." She tried to soothe him. "Now I know you're upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. That's something to laugh about." "I did!" sobbed Johnny.
Have you ever seen a fish cry?
No, but I’ve seen a whale blubber.
I know an old owl named Boo,
Every night he yelled Hoo,
Once a kid walked by,
And started to cry,
And yelled I don't have a clue!
The other day my dad was making pea soup and cutting up onions
I started to cry because Onions was a good dog.
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry.
What made the baby cookie cry so loud? His mother was a wafer so long.
How can you make a computer system cry? Delete his cookies.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
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