All our puns are here, and it's gonna get punny...

I aorta tell you how much I love you.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
I asked my musician friend if he plays by ear.
He said, "Yes, it's a violin. That is how you hold it."
I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.
Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
The Queen of the Nile was said to always show a bit of leg...
but Nefertiti.
The hipster burnt his tongue. He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
What do you call an turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
I gifted my girlfriend a star for her birthday
I think its perfect, she said she needed some space.
A detective recently came into town to visit the new sushi restaurant
He heard there was a fishy business.
I'm going to combine my interests of taxidermy and bomb making
by making you an otter you can't defuse.
I just had the most manly craft beer at my Israeli restaurant.
It was called He-Brew.
What do you call a cow that plays the saxophone? A blues moo-sician.
My dad was the top clown at the circus, but unfortunately he passed away.
I guess I have some pretty big shoes to fill.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
I'm fondue you, it's true
How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
What did the horse reply when asked if it can jump 3 feet?
“I lope so!”
My exotic bird challenged me to a game of chess
I told him, "Toucan play at that game."
What kind of camel throws a hissy fit when you milk it?
A drama dairy.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
What do you call it when pigs attack you?
A hambush.
My New Years resolution for next year will be to finally get that laser eye surgery I’ve always wanted
It’s my 2020 vision