Merry Christmas! We don't care if it's December 25th, here in Christmas Puns section, it's Santa's Day all year!

I told you snow.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
A round of Santa-plause, please.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
As it snow happens.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Up to snow good.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
It's ice to meet you.
Snow on and snow forth.
I only have ice for you.
He’s an elf-made man.
You snow the drill.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
This is snow laughing matter!
Fir sure.
It takes one to snow one.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Snow thank you.
Best in snow.
Don’t be elfish.
Icy what you did there.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”