Up to snow good.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
Snow on and snow forth.
Up to snow good.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
As it snow happens.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
“You’re my soul Santa.”
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Birch, please.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
Yule be sorry.
Fir sure.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
This is snow laughing matter!
Make it rein.
I’ll never fir-get.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
It's lit.
Best in snow.
Best in snow.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
You’re my soul Santa.
Say it ain’t snow.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Snow on and snow forth.
Your presents is requested.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
It takes one to snow one.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
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