What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
Best in snow.
I have the final sleigh.
It's ice to meet you.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Snow on and snow forth.
You’re my soul Santa.
I'm snow bored.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
I'm snow bored.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
Let’s take an elfie.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
It's lit.
I’m elf-taught.
Birch, please.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Your presents is requested.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
He’s an elf-made man.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
I'm Claus-trophobic.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
She has high elf-esteem.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
That look soots you.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Resting Grinch face.
Love at frost sight!
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
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