“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
A round of Santa-plause, please.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
As it snow happens.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Icy what you did there.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Believe in your elf.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Hold on for deer life.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Love at frost sight!
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
I'm snow bored.
I have the final sleigh.
This is snow laughing matter!
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
Birch, please.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
The snuggle is real.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
You snow the drill.
Up to snow good.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
We have great chemis-tree.
That look soots you.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
As it snow happens.
Treat yo'elf.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Sleigh, what?!
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
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