Yule be sorry.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Treat yo'elf.
I’m elf-taught.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Believe in your elf.
You’re my soul Santa.
Time to spruce things up.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Best in snow.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Love at frost sight!
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
Snow on and snow forth.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Birch, please.
I'm snow bored.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Snow on and snow forth.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Don’t be elfish.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
“Feliz navi-dog!”
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
This is snow laughing matter!
How rude-olf of you.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
Your presents is requested.