“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
I’m elf-taught.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
Snow on and snow forth.
Best in snow.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Make it rein.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
You snow the drill.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
Hold on for deer life.
Sleigh, what?!
I'm Claus-trophobic.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
I only have ice for you.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
He’s an elf-made man.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Say it ain’t snow.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
You’re my soul Santa.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
It’s snow joke.
You snow the drill.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
As it snow happens.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
I'm snow bored.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
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