Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
As it snow happens.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Let’s take an elfie.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
It’s snow joke.
It takes one to snow one.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Up to snow good.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
It's lit.
I’m feelin’ pine.
Yule be sorry.
Hold on for deer life.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Say it ain’t snow.
Snow on and snow forth.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
It's ice to meet you.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
Snow on and snow forth.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
This is snow laughing matter!
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
How rude-olf of you.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
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