Treat yo'elf.
Time to spruce things up.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
It takes one to snow one.
I'm snow bored.
Snow thank you.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Say it ain’t snow.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
Rebel without a Claus.
Best in snow.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
I only have ice for you.
Make it rein.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
It's lit.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
I’ll never fir-get.
Snow thank you.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
That look soots you.
How rude-olf of you.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
“You’re my soul Santa.”
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
The snuggle is real.
Icy what you did there.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
It takes one to snow one.
Best in snow.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
Hold on for deer life.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
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