Time to spruce things up.
She has high elf-esteem.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Believe in your elf.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Snow thank you.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Say it ain’t snow.
Hold on for deer life.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Treat yo'elf.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
It takes one to snow one.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
I’m elf-taught.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
Snow on and snow forth.
I’ll never fir-get.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
Birch, please.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
Love at frost sight!
Best in snow.
Don’t be elfish.
It’s snow joke.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
I only have ice for you.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
It's ice to meet you.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
The snuggle is real.
I’m feelin’ pine.
Icy what you did there.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
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