What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Make it rein.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Birch, please.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
These decorations are tree-mendous.
It takes one to snow one.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Snow on and snow forth.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
I told you snow.
Hold on for deer life.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
Snow thank you.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
You snow the drill.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
I'm Claus-trophobic.
I have the final sleigh.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
That look soots you.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
Snow on and snow forth.
I'm snow bored.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
You snow the drill.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Treat yo'elf.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Best in snow.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Your presents is requested.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”