“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
It’s snow joke.
I’ll never fir-get.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Icy what you did there.
She has high elf-esteem.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
I'm pine-ing for you.
Hold on for deer life.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
I'm Claus-trophobic.
Don’t be elfish.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
It’s snow joke.
I’m feelin’ pine.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
It takes one to snow one.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
“You’re my soul Santa.”
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
It's ice to meet you.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
You snow the drill.
Best in snow.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Say it ain’t snow.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
How rude-olf of you.
As it snow happens.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
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