Merry Christmas! We don't care if it's December 25th, here in Christmas Puns section, it's Santa's Day all year!

What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”