“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
I told you snow.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
I’m feelin’ pine.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
I only have ice for you.
She has high elf-esteem.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Yule be sorry.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
It's lit.
You snow the drill.
I have the final sleigh.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Snow on and snow forth.
Time to spruce things up.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Your presents is requested.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Fir sure.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Snow thank you.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
This is snow laughing matter!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
I only have ice for you.
He’s an elf-made man.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
It takes one to snow one.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
Believe in your elf.
Rebel without a Claus.
Up to snow good.
It's ice to meet you.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
Say it ain’t snow.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
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