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I told you snow.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
A round of Santa-plause, please.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
As it snow happens.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Up to snow good.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Snow on and snow forth.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
I only have ice for you.
Treat yo'elf.
You snow the drill.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
This is snow laughing matter!
Up to snow good.
Icy what you did there.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
It takes one to snow one.
Best in snow.
Don’t be elfish.
I only have ice for you.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Hold on for deer life.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
I'm snow bored.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
The snuggle is real.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
That look soots you.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
Snow thank you.
Snow on and snow forth.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
Icy what you did there.
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