Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
I only have ice for you.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
I'm snow bored.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
As it snow happens.
Snow thank you.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Hold on for deer life.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
Time to spruce things up.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
Fir sure.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Let’s take an elfie.
This is snow laughing matter!
“You’re my soul Santa.”
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
How rude-olf of you.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
I'm pine-ing for you.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Snow on and snow forth.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
It takes one to snow one.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
It’s snow joke.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
I told you snow.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Snow on and snow forth.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
It's ice to meet you.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
I’ll never fir-get.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
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