What happens to Egyptian girls who forget to take their pills?
They become mummies.
What's the most important day in Egypt?
Mummy's Day.
What's a mummy's favorite song?
Walk Like An Egyptian.
Q: What did the young Pharaoh say when it got frightened?
A: Where's my mummy!!
Where do mummies go for a swim? To the Dead Sea.
Q: Why was the Pharaoh wet?
A: He was the reigning ruler.
Q: What did Ramesses II say when he walked into the public restroom?
A: What sphinx in here?
Q: Why was the Pharaoh Khufu sent to jail?
A: He ran a pyramid scheme.
What did they call mummy makers in ancient Egypt? Sarcophaguy.
Mummies are very aware of investment security. Their favorite is Cryptocurrency.
Q: Which pretty actress was an ancient Egyptian favorite?
A: Pharaoh Fawcett
Approximately how many Egyptians can be fitted inside a pyramid? A pharaoh mount.
Q: Why did the mummy walk out of his tomb after 1000 years?
A: He figured he was old enough to leave home
Not a lot of people know this about me, but I'm from ancient Egypt...
Those that do know call me a mummies boy.
Why did the ancient Egyptians used to bury their Pharaohs in several layers of coffin? It was called multicasking.
Q: Why was the Pharaoh boastful?
A: Because he Sphinx he's the best.
What do you call a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts? A Pharaoh Roche.
De-coffin-ated coffee is the favourite coffee of the mummy.
Unlike fairy tales, the stories of Egyptian mummies always goes from riches to rags.
Archeologists say that mummies are very hard to find. Because they're all kept under wraps.
Did you hear about the Pharaoh who was lying in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.
Q: What was the most important holiday in ancient Egypt?
A: Mummy's Day.
What is the favourite food of the Egyptian god? It is the Ramen.
What did one pyramid say to the other? Hey! Where's your mummy?
A lot of people don't like movies about mummies. I think they get a bad wrap.
Why do Egyptians shave their heads?
To make them more pharaoh-dynamic
You should check out that Egyptian antiquities store.
They have a mummy-back guarantee!
Q: When is a Pharaoh like a piece of wood?
A: When he's a ruler.
How does the mother call the pharaoh son to the table?
Tutan, come on.
Q: Why couldn't the Pharaoh sing?
A: He hurt his larSphinx
What did the Egyptian boy say to the Egyptian girl?
Come behind the pyramid, I'll make you a mummy
Q: What did the mummy say to the zombie?
A: Quit ragging me out!
My mummy friend is really tense lately. He always looks so wound up.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Egyptian pharaoh with a mechanic?
A: Toot and Car Man.
What would the Egyptian doctor tell to the wife of the Egyptian Pharaoh? He said that she was going to become a mummy.
What do you yell at two mummies making out in public?
Get a tomb!
The mummy couldn't finish his Halloween candies. Because he was stuffed.
The mummy caught a really bad cold. He cannot stop coffin.
Q: What do you say when a pharaoh doesn't pay you?
A: Egypted me! (He jipped me)
Why did the little British boy become an Ancient Egyptian Historian?
Because he wanted his mummy to be proud him.
Why didn't the mummy have any friends? Because he was too wrapped up in himself.
Where does a pharaoh use the bathroom?
A pee-ramid
Q: Why are mummies such great spies?
A: They keep things under wraps
Q: Why are ghosts scared of mummies?
A: They tear up the ghost's sheets
The mummy was very sore from lying down for years. So he called a Cairo-practor.
Why didn't the peasants attend the Egyptian king's open palace party?
The address was "2, Pharaoh Way"
Why was Cleopatra so in love with Egypt's ruler?
Pharaohmones
Did you hear about the mummy who goes to university? His favorite subject is Cryptography.
What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?
ANKH ANKH!!
Q: What was the pharaoh's favorite football team?
A: The Mummy Dolphins
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