Middle

Why is the nose in the middle of the face?
Because it's the scenter.
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Anette.
You are why God created the middle finger.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
Who goes to the bathroom in the middle of a party? A party pooper.
Why did the traffic light turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
An Old Husband and Wife Discuss Golf
An Old Husband and Wife Discuss Golf "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife. "Well I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went." "Well you're 75 years old now, Jack, why don't you take my brother Scott along?" suggested his wife. "But he's 85 and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack. "But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball." his wife pointed out. The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it?" asked Jack. "Yup," Scott answered. "Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance. "I forgot."
Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and se* education on the same day in the Middle East? They don't want to wear out the camel.
The Deaf Mute at the Golf Course
The Deaf Mute at the Golf Course A deaf mute steps up to tee off on the first hole of a golf course, when a large burly guy yells "Hey You!, Nobody tees off ahead of Big Ralph". Being deaf the poor guy continues to prepare for his shot, so Ralph runs up thinking the deaf mute is being obstinate, and knocks the poor guy to the ground, kicks his ball away, and prepares for his own shot. After Ralph has hit the ball and proceeded down the fairway after it, the mute gets up brushes himself off, waits a moment, and again prepares his shot. He hits a beautiful shot straight up the middle of the fairway. It also goes straight at big Ralph, hitting him in the back of the head and knocking him down. The mute then walks down the fairway, rolls the stunned man around, and holds up four fingers to Ralph's face.
What do a crab, a lobster, and a Japanese guy run over in the middle of the road all have in common?
They're all Crushed-Asians!
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.