Ring

What does marriage do? Puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
There are 4 rings men need for marriage - The first is an engagement ring, then a wedding ring, then suffe-ring and endu-ring.
What kind of institution is Marriage?
One where a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
The Old Man and the Pricey Ring
The Old Man and the Pricey Ring An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweler he wanted a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and found a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something much more special." The jeweler went to his special stock in the safe and brought another ring back. "This one's $40,000." The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man said, "I'll take it!" The jeweler asked how payment would be made, and the old man said, "By check, but I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now, and you can call the bank on Monday to verify funds. I'll pick up the ring on Monday afternoon." Monday morning, the jeweler called the old man saying, "There's no money in that account!" The old man said, "I know I know, but let me tell you about the weekend I just had!"
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
An intrepid explorer named Petty,
Intended to capture a yeti.
But the yeti yelled, Freeze!
I’ve a gun—on your knees,
While my Dad gets the ring and confetti.
There once was a man from Peru,
Who had a lot of growing up to do.
He'd ring a doorbell,
then run like hell,
Until the owner shot him with a .22
Always think hard before you get married because on one hand you have a cool ring but on the other hand you don’t.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
Have you heard of the story about the campanologist without arms?
Doesn't ring a bell.
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
After much dithering a woman summons the courage to ring her friend and sing Happy Birthday to her over the phone.
Half-way through her rendition she realises she’s rung the wrong number.
“Why didn’t you stop me when you realise it was a wrong number,” she asks the lady on the other end of the phone.
“You need all the practice you can get!”
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.