“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
“A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.” – Fats Domino
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself."
~ Anonymous
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen
“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.” – Sam Ewing
“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” – Sam Ewing
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
“There’s something boring about people who have to go to an office for a living."
~ Karl Lagerfeld
“I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying. – Rita Rudner
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” — Henry Kissenger
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” – Anonymous
“No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” — Homer Simpson
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” — Sarah Brown
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” – Dave Barry
“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.” — Bertrand Russell
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.” – Charlie McCarthy
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” — Peter Drucker
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin
“The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.” — Dennis Miller
“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.” — Clarence Darrow.
“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” — Niels Bohr
Don’t be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you.” – Zig Ziglar
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” — Jerome K. Jerome
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it.” — Groucho Marx
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
"The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office."
~ George Bernard Shaw
“A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.” — Zig Ziglar