“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
“A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.” — Zig Ziglar
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
"The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the credit."
~ Dwight Morrow
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” — Josh Billings
“Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.” – Anonymous
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” — Groucho Marx
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” – Anonymous
“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.” – Sam Ewing
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.” — Dennis Miller
“It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children."
~ Alan Alda
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself."
~ Anonymous
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.” – Douglas Adams
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours."
~ Arthur Baer
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
~ Drew Carey
“God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."
~ Bill Watterson
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” — Peter Drucker
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.” — Bertrand Russell
“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.” — Clarence Darrow.
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
~ Douglas Adams
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” — Homer Simpson
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."
~ Ray Kroc
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
“My favorite animal is steak."
- Fran Lebowitz
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it.” — Groucho Marx
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
“A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.” – Fats Domino
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” – Dave Barry
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
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