Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lock
Lock who?
Lock who it is, after all this time!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Want.
Want who?
Want, who ... three, four, five!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess let me in.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
You see me, do you need glasses or something?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears
Ears who?
Ears another knock knock jokes for you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An extraterrestrial.
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait, how many extraterrestrials do you know?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rome!
Rome who?
Rome is where the heart is!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Déjà.
Déjà who?
Knock Knock!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nose.
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Knock Knock Who's there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lion
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!
Knock knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
Surely you mean to whom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Glow!
Glow who?
Glow worm!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bruce
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, don't hit me!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t answer the door.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.
Who’s there?
Can!
Can who?
Can Of Worms!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you — hand over the cash!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in; it’s cold out here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oakham
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I prefer Google.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Comb
Comb who?
Comb on down and I'll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
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