Knock Knock Jokes

The classic knock knock joke has so many hilarious variations, and they're all here.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Ivanna Seymour. (Ivanna Seymour who?) Ivanna Seymour of you, naked.
Knock knock! Whos There? Kenya! Kenya who? Kenya suck this d*ck?
Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Glow!

Glow who?

Glow worm!
Knock knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
Surely you mean to whom.
Knock knock,
who’s there?
Bo,
Bo who?
Bo Nerr
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lego
Lego who?
Lego of me and I'll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!
Knock Knock Who's there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita you inside me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you.
Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Dewey! (Dewey who?) Dewey have a condom handy?
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe!
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a nice day.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lock
Lock who?
Lock who it is, after all this time!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
Knock knock,
who’s there?
Can I come in?
Can I come in who?
you…
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe.
Knock knock,
who’s there?
Idaho,
Idaho who?
No! You da ho!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, you and me.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Double
Double who?
W!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wayne
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream all night if you're lucky.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima Reilly
Ima Reilly who?
Ima Reilly excited to see you naked later.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jester
Jester who?
Jester silly old man!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Pasta!
Pasta who?
Italian chef who pasta away.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you an owl?
Knock knock,
who’s there?
Hugh,
Hugh who?
Hugh Jass
Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Ida. (Ida who?) Ida rather be naked with you right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Two 4's.
Two 4's who?
No need to make lunch we already 8.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fangs
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fork
Fork who?
Fork-get it, I'm leaving!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
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