Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lego
Lego who?
Lego of me and I'll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lion
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in; it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess let me in.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paris!
Paris who?
Paris the thought!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alfie
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger! I've got the buns!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goose
Goose who?
Goose who's knocking at your door again!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Italy!
Italy who?
Italy all over in the morning.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rome!
Rome who?
Rome is where the heart is!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bruce
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, don't hit me!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you — hand over the cash!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An extraterrestrial.
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait, how many extraterrestrials do you know?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Déjà.
Déjà who?
Knock Knock!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all morning, let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Glow!
Glow who?
Glow worm!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You're not a shoe!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jester
Jester who?
Jester silly old man!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar quick, she’s running away.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Les
Les who?
Les go out for a picnic!
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