Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a bell working?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum!
Knock knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
Surely you mean to whom.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rome!
Rome who?
Rome is where the heart is!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fossil
Fossil who?
Fossil last time, open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lion
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you an owl?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a nice day.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe!
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fork
Fork who?
Fork-get it, I'm leaving!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Glow!
Glow who?
Glow worm!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all morning, let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Comb
Comb who?
Comb on down and I'll tell you!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Pasta!
Pasta who?
Italian chef who pasta away.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paris!
Paris who?
Paris the thought!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t answer the door.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jester
Jester who?
Jester silly old man!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Want.
Want who?
Want, who ... three, four, five!
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