I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Life is better when we stick together.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
You sweep me off my feet!
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
I give roughing a whole new definition.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
You should see what I can do with ice.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
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