How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
All you need is MY love
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
I find my core strength in you.