You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
You are so right. And I am so left.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
You should see what I can do with ice.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Are you a red light because stop.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
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