I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
You dropped something. My jaw.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
It's always a first class trip with me.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
I love your energy.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
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