Are you a motorcycle? Because I'd like to ride you all day, and then sell you for a newer model.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
There a cold front coming... but I’m gonna keep your front warm.
The government gives you the right to bare your arms but I give you the right to bare everything else.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
I’d like to be your math tutor for the night: add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
I may be a vegan, but I want your meat.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
How about we conduct some heat? With our bodies, of course.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
I'm a tan legged Juliet. Will you be my redneck Romeo?
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
How many strokes do you want?
Might I integrate your curves tonight?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
If I was a knight in shining armor, would you lower your drawbridge for me?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
Nibbling is not enough, know that I want to devour you fast.
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
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