Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
The only thing hotter than today is you.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?