Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Are you lonesome tonight? I can't help falling in love with you.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
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