Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
I bet you, I will clear all jelly on your belly.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Girl, I'm like a thunderstorm: 10-12 inches and you won't be able to leave the house for 2 to 3 days!
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
I will go full-term in your oval office.
Do you have a tea bag in your pocket because I can see me in your pants.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Damn girl, are you a four stroke engine?
Because I'd want you to suck, squeeze, bang, and blow my pipes
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
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