With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
I like you a lily bit more every day.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
I want to stretch with you.
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
Hello there, how do you brew?
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock