Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Promise you won’t Char-leave?
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
There’s snow one like you.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
Go to BabaMail
