Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"

Tell me of this thing you humans call... (short dramatic pause) love.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!