Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Do you squat here often?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
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