What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
You should see what I can do with ice.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
You look like my future ex wife.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
You make me want to Twist and Shout
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
Your mausoleum or mine?
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
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