You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
I find my core strength in you.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Nice asteroids.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
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