Tired Jokes

How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
What cut of meat do you get from an extremely tired butcher?
A filet mid-yawn
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
When do zombies go to sleep?
When they are dead tired.
The zombie had had a really long day at work.
She was dead tired.
Revenge of the Blonde
Revenge of the Blonde A blonde woman was sick and tired of all the unfair jokes about blondes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all of the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Texas?" "T!" she answered.
“To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you… They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.”
Bill Bryson
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
I got tired of fighting straw...
So I hit the hay.
“You spend 90 percent of your adult life hoping for a long rest and the last 10 percent trying to convince the Lord that you’re actually not that tired.” – Robert Brault
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
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