Income

My daughter wants a horse...
But first we need a stable income.
Yo Mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Why is the IRS going after Stormy Daniels? Because she didn't declare all her "gross" income.
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.
If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a nerd, I'd have a mean daily income of $5.64 with a standard deviation of $1.25.
You forgot to pay your income tax so I'm coming to seize your ASSets.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?” — Milton Berle
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”- Josh Billings
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