"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
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