"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
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