“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
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