"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”