“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous