“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams