"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
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