"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
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