"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
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