“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
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