“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
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