"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous