I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.