Rain

What do you call a grizzly bear who gets caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
A lady sees a cowboy and says "are you really a cowboy?" The cowboy says "why yes mame, born and raised right here in Montana and have worked on the ranch since I was knee high to a pup."

The woman says " I've always wondered why cowboys always wear those big hats." The wide brim keeps the sun off'aya when it's hot and the rain off'aya when it rain'n."

"Why do you all wear vests?" Well mame, it keeps ya warm when it's cold but it leaves your arms free for rope'n and work'n."

"What about the chaps? " "They keep the burrs and brambles off'a ya."

She says "that all makes perfect sense, but what I don't understand is why you'd wear tennis shoes."

"Aww, that's easy, that's so folks don't mistake us for TRUCKERS!"
Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest?
Because it wouldn’t be financially viable to try to sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.
There once was a child in Spain.
Who loved to play in the rain.
One day he tripped.
And broke his hip.
Now he is in serious pain.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
There was a Young Lady of Sweden,
Who went by the slow rain to Weedon;
When they cried, 'Weedon Station!'
She made no observation
But thought she should go back to Sweden.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
What does daylight-saving time mean in Seattle?
An extra hour of rain.
When does it rain brains?
During a brain storm.
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