Rain

A man said, "Hey, what's the weather there?" I said, "If I spit on you, it's going to rain really hard".
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Was it supposed to rain today?
‘Cause it looks like there’s a 100% chance of you getting wet.
Girl, you are snow and I am rain...
Because when i cum you are gonna melt.
You know that 6 inches of rain we got this morning...guess how I measured it?!
You can call me rain, because I'm going to be getting you wet tonight.
You are my sunshine and my rain, basically you make me hot and wet.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
The Naked Marathon Runner
The Naked Marathon Runner A woman was having an affair. One rainy day she was in bed with her Lover when she heard her husband"s car pull into the driveway. Woman: "OMG - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window". Lover: It"s raining out there!" Woman: "If my husband catches us, he"ll kill us!" The lover jumps out of the window. As he runs down the street in rain, he discovered he had run right into the middle of the town"s marathon. He started running alongwith the others, 300 of them. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked". "Oh yes!" he replied. "It feels so wonderfully free!" Another runner: "Do you always run carrying clothes under your arm?" "Oh, yes" Lover answered. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and go home!" 3rd runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?" "Nope..just when it"s raining."
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
My favorite position is on my knees, begging for rain.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Two Blondes and a Car
Two Blondes and a Car Two blondes were exiting a restaurant when they discovered, to their horror, that they locked their keys in their car. The one blonde says to the other, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?" The other one replied, "No, people will think we're trying to break in." The other one said, "Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?" The other one answered," No, people will think we're too stupid to use the coat hanger." The other one said, "Well we better think of something quick because it's starting to rain and the sunroof is open."
The Old Man and the Puddle
The Old Man and the Puddle It was a long day at work, and George decided to leave his London office and walk to the pub across the street to get a few drinks. The rain was pouring as he stepped out, and there was a big puddle in front of the pub. As he crossed the street, he noticed a ragged old man was standing there with a rod and hanging a string into the puddle. His curiosity piqued, he stopped next to the old man and asked what he was doing. "Fishing." The old man said simply without looking at George. "Poor old fool." George thought, and he invited the ragged old man to a drink in the pub. He felt he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whiskey, so he thought he'd humor the old man and asked, "Well... how many have you caught?" "You're the eighth."
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