Babe Jokes

Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
You May Be Old If... You may be getting older if... When your spouse says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one, I can’t do both!” When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot. When a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. When going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. When you don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along. When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. When getting a little action” means you don’t need to take any fiber today. When “Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot. And of course - When an “all-nighter” means not getting up to pee!
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
GF - I'm sorry babe but I've cheated on you.

BF - I'm sorry as well, I've also cheated on you.

GF - April fools day!

BF - Mine was on the 24th of March.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Did you hear the Islamic music group who covered "I've Got You Babe?"
Sunni and Shia.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
My wife and I have been having trouble communicating. We decided to take a walk when we passed a farm. She said "awww, babe look at the sheep."
"No, ewe." I said.
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