Babe Jokes

Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while Iโ€™m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I canโ€™t stand you anymore.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
My wife and I have been having trouble communicating. We decided to take a walk when we passed a farm. She said "awww, babe look at the sheep."
"No, ewe." I said.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
You May Be Old If... You may be getting older if... When your spouse says, โ€œLetโ€™s go upstairs and make love,โ€ and you answer, โ€œPick one, I canโ€™t do both!โ€ When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and youโ€™re barefoot. When a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. When going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. When you donโ€™t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you donโ€™t have to go along. When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. When getting a little actionโ€ means you donโ€™t need to take any fiber today. When โ€œGetting luckyโ€ means you find your car in the parking lot. And of course - When an โ€œall-nighterโ€ means not getting up to pee!
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Did you hear the Islamic music group who covered "I've Got You Babe?"
Sunni and Shia.
GF - I'm sorry babe but I've cheated on you.

BF - I'm sorry as well, I've also cheated on you.

GF - April fools day!

BF - Mine was on the 24th of March.
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