Banana puns

These puns are sure to drive you bananas! They're just so silly. Now that you've been warned... welcome to our BANANA PUNS!

What is a chillin' banana's favorite song?
Mellow Yellow!
My wife's been on a banana diet.
She hasn't lost any weight, but you should see her climb trees now!
Why did the banana go to the hostpital? Because it wasnt peeling very well
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Why do banana's do so well on the dating scene? Because they have Appeal!
What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
What's worst than a monkey eating bananas? A monkey going bananas.
Why did the banana go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
What do you say if someone steps on a banana peel? Well I guess he didn't find that appealing!
What does a caped monkey superhero drive?
A banana-mobile.
Why did the banana go out with a lemon?
Because it couldn't find a date!
What do you call two banana skins?
A pair of slippers.
What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey!
My boss accused me of "acting the monkey" at work.
I almost choked on my banana.
How do playful monkeys go down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
They're not going to grow bananas any longer.
Apparently, they're long enough already.
One day a apple saw a banana without its peel. The apple asked banana, where is your peel? He replied, people are always taking off my clothes.
Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
Someone who eats bananas must like them a whole bunch.
What do you call a banana who gets all the girls?
A banana smoothie.
Where do bananas go to learn to be sweet?
Sundae School.
What should you do if you see a blue banana?
Try and cheer it up.
How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
Why don't bananas snore?
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
He says to the doctor, "Help me Doc, what's the matter with me?"
The doctor replies, "That's easy. You're not eating properly."
What do you call bananas that don't stick up for themselves? A bunch of pansies.
What currency do fruit use to make purchases?
Banana bread!
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