It was a great fire. It was a bon-fire.
My fire tonight...
Was lit!
General: "Fire at will!"
Soldier: "Which one's Will?"
Most people have off on Independence Day. Except fire.
Fire-works on 4th of July.
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
What is fire to a pyromaniac?
Just a warm-up.
Why was the food critic fired?
They didn't reference their sauces
What do you call an 'O' on fire?
Flamingo.
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
K9P.
Me: "Hello? 911? Emergency! The neighbors house is on fire!"
Dispatcher: "Did you discover the fire?"
Me: "No! Prometheus! but what does he have to do with this?"
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
Why Did the Milkman Get Fired?
He was skimming off the top.
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
I stole fire from the gods.
But I couldn't fence it. It was too hot.
Why was the boxer fired from his job?
He never punched out.
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.
I dropped my steak into the fire.
Well done, me, well done.
A butt lit a house on fire.
So I guess he committed Arse-on
What do you call a ghoul who sits too close to the fire?
A toasty ghosty.
Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W's.