A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
I got fired from the unemployment office on Friday. My boss said, “Clean out your desk, and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”
I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers. There’s no files on me.
I saw a cow on fire ther dayand so I put it out. Guess you could call it a rare experience.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What do you call an 'O' on fire? Flamingo.
General: "Fire at will!" Soldier: "Which one's Will?"
Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away the W's.
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”. Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
What is fire to a pyromaniac? Just a warm-up.
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
My Dermatologist was fired today... He made too many rash decisions.
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..." "Then you’ll have a match."
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire? He egg-xited..
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire". He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
Why Did the Milkman Get Fired? He was skimming off the top.
Why was the food critic fired? They didn't reference their sauces
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ? K9P.
A butt lit a house on fire. So I guess he committed Arse-on
What kind of fire moistens? A humidifier.
Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet. He called them missile toes.
Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door? It was due the second hand smoke
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire? Hot Dam!
Most people have off on Independence Day. Except fire. Fire-works on 4th of July.
What did the water in the fire truck say when it came to a sudden stop? I'm baffled.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was InTents.
Why did the vegan get fired ? His job performance did not meat expectations.
The other day I put out a big dangerous open fire! The other people on the hot air balloon didn't appreciate me for some reason.
My boss fired me. "Why?" I asked. He said, "You always question authority." "How?"
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.