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Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?
It was due the second hand smoke
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.
My boss fired me.
"Why?" I asked.
He said, "You always question authority."
"How?"
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
He egg-xited..
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Bernadette.
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
What do you call an 'O' on fire?
Flamingo.
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."
"Then you’ll have a match."
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
He called them missile toes.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
I got fired from the unemployment office on Friday.
My boss said, “Clean out your desk, and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”
It was a great fire. It was a bon-fire.
What is fire to a pyromaniac?
Just a warm-up.
Me: "Hello? 911? Emergency! The neighbors house is on fire!"
Dispatcher: "Did you discover the fire?"

Me: "No! Prometheus! but what does he have to do with this?"
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
K9P.
Why was the boxer fired from his job?
He never punched out.
Most people have off on Independence Day. Except fire.
Fire-works on 4th of July.
Why was the food critic fired?
They didn't reference their sauces
Why Did the Milkman Get Fired?
He was skimming off the top.
My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...
Arson.
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.
I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
I got fired from the Calendar Factory yesterday
They say it's because I took a day off.
General: "Fire at will!"
Soldier: "Which one's Will?"
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What do you call a ghoul who sits too close to the fire?
A toasty ghosty.
My boss has just fired me for making too many Asian jokes.
Oh well!! That's the end of my Korea.
I dropped my steak into the fire.
Well done, me, well done.
A butt lit a house on fire.
So I guess he committed Arse-on
Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow?
Because he didn't habanero.
I saw a cow on fire ther dayand so I put it out.
Guess you could call it a rare experience.
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
The other day I put out a big dangerous open fire!
The other people on the hot air balloon didn't appreciate me for some reason.
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
I heard there are some fires near Greece
We’re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire.
It was a hot mess
I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers.
There’s no files on me.
What did the water in the fire truck say when it came to a sudden stop?
I'm baffled.
Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W's.
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
I stole fire from the gods.
But I couldn't fence it. It was too hot.
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