I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Here's to a big opening weekend.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!