"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)