"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Here's to a big opening weekend.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
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