Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
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