"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
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