"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Here's to a big opening weekend.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...