Funny Movie Pick Up Lines

No cinema fan will be able to withstand these hilarious pick up lines!

The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
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