Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Want to see the real coming attraction?
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
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