You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
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