what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.