How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
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