What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
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