Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.