I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
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