What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
the original streaming service.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
What did the river sue for?
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.