The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
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