Fastest Jokes

Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam, because he was first in the human race.
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
“The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.” – @ramblinma
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Which drawing utensil is the fastest?
The e-racer.
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
What are the fastest fish in the river? The motor-pike with a side-carp!
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
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