Both Jokes

What happens when you drink beer from a cup?
You both get drunk.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
We were both born without clothes.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Yesterday, I bought my wife a cheese grater to use on cheddar and parmesan, both of which I hate.
It was the grater of two evils.
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards
I'm sure that must have been a record.
Let’s both be naughty and save Santa the trip tonight.
What do the peanuts and walnuts have in common? They are both nuts.
"What does the letter "A" have in common with a flower?
They both have bees coming after them."
- Kim Roblin
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
“If you know how many cupcakes I’m holding behind my back I’ll give you both of them.”
― Unknown
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
A Duel For Love
A Duel For Love A man gets home early from work and catches his wife in bed with another man... The husband challenges the other man to an old fashioned duel with his hand guns, whoever manages to shoot first and kill the other gets his wife. The other man agrees, so they go into another room so the wife doesn't have to see it. Once in the other room, the husband turns to the other man and says: "Why should either of us have to die? We will both fire a shot into the air and lay on the ground as if we're dead, when she comes in she will see our 'lifeless' bodies and rush to one of us, whoever she chooses can have her." The other man agrees again, so they fire into the air and collapse. The wife throws the door open and peers down at the two men, then backs out of the room and calls out: "Darling, you can come out! They're both dead!"
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