Spanish

What Do You WANT?
What Do You WANT? A man from Peru decided to visit America, although he spoke no English. Upon reaching it, one of the first thing he did was go into a department store. He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines, (I want socks)" said the man. "I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines,(No I don't want suits, I want socks.)" said the man. "Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines, (No I don't want shirts, I want socks.)" repeated the man. "I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines,(No I don't want pants, I want socks)" insisted the man. As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "Eso sí que es (Now that's it)!" "Then why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!?" yelled the salesgirl.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
How do llamas say “Merry Christmas” in Spanish?
Fleece Navidad.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a Dutchman are all on a zoom call.
The four men are all on a zoom call with their boss. Their boss asks “Can you see me?” and they respond

“Yes”

“Oui”

“Si”

“Ja”
How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
Um, avo-cuatro?
How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
Um, avo-cuatro?
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
What do you call the guy who chooses a suitable fortified Spanish wine?
A Sherry Picker.
How does a Spanish dog say Merry Christmas?
Feliz navi-dog.