Happy

The Alarming Wives
The Alarming Wives Two wives finally find some time to have a night out, just the two girls. After a night of happy drinking, they decide to wobble home, but on the way both have a desperate need to pee. They nip into a cemetery, do the deed and realize they have nothing to wipe themselves with. So one uses her underwear and the other grabs a wreath and uses that. Next day there husbands are talking on the phone, voicing there concerns. "I'm not happy", says one husband, "she came home with no underwear on!" "I hear you" replies second husband in a sad voice. "But if you think that's bad, my wife had a card stuck in the crack of her backside saying, "From all the guys at the fire station, we will all miss you!"
What do you call glia when it is happy?
Smyelin.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What has four legs and an arm?
A happy pitbull.
How can you tell if your man is happy? Who cares?
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Behind every great parent is a great kid. Happy birthday!
You did a grape job raisin me. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet.
“Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.”
George Carlin
How to Give Your Heritage Respect
How to Give Your Heritage Respect A couple just had their first son. The husband is half Irish and half Indian, the wife is half Chinese and half Italian. That's a lot of heritage to inherit. They talk about it and they discover they both wish to have their son named after THEIR heritage. A terrible argument ensues, causing both of them a lot of anguish. After a few days, they finally came to a decision that made both of them happy. They decided on the name: Ravi O'Lee.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.