Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them
Five syllables here.
Seven more syllables here.
Are you happy now?
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
You make miso happy.
Did you hear about the happy cannon balls?
They just got married and I hear they’re already expecting some BBs.
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
Today, I donated my phone, watch, and $500 to a homeless man. Words cannot describe how happy I felt
When he put his gun back in his pocket
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them
Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry.
I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.