Astonishingly, the first comic strip known to man was created by King John of England. It was called the 'Manga-Carta'!
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What do you call a medieval horse in the army
A knight-mare
Medieval scientists were known to be very arrogant and stubborn. They thought that everything revolved around them!
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?
They prefer Wight Castle.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
Last Christmas, I got my sister a build-it-yourself medieval fort. She wasn't very happy with it, but my mother reprimanded her by saying that it isn't the gift, but the fort that counts!
What did Richard III say when someone asked to build a car park in Leicester?
"Over my dead body!"
What do you call someone who used to build airplanes in medieval times? Aerosmith!
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you'd get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
Which English royal family was the smartest?
The Tudors.
Why couldn't Vivaldi play medieval music?
Because his violin was Baroque
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
No one could measure their height in medieval kingdoms.
Only the Ruler could.
What did the king say when he heard that the peasants were revolting? He said he agrees because they never bathe and always stink.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
Digging trenches during the middle ages was seen as a great honor because it showed someone's shovelry!
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
The medieval king was very excited when the engineer told him that he could get him a castle at very little price. Turns out, the engineer indeed built a castle but it was a bouncy one.
What do you call a stunt rider from the 1200's?
Medieval Knievel
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
Did you see that their is a Medieval play about menstruation?
It's a period piece
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
All Dante.
Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit Sikh
When were Medieval armies too tired to fight?
When they had a lot of sleepless knights!
What do you call a medieval siege machine that throws flowers?
A trebouquet
What do you call a medieval spearman who is self employed?
A freelancer.
If I lived in medieval times, I'd be a tavern guard.
I've always been known for my Inn-Security.
I think I met a medieval water snake
But I can't tell if it actually happened or if it was a dream.
It was totally Sir Eel.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
They gargoyle
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
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