What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?
At your cervix, m'lady
What do you call a medieval siege machine that throws flowers?
A trebouquet
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
When medieval armies went off to war...
were they playing for keeps?
I like my wine like I like my medieval cities.
Fortified.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit Sikh
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
Why is the Medieval period often called the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights.
Medieval Kings and Queens were afraid of the rain in the middle ages because the rain would storm the castle.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Which English royal family was the smartest?
The Tudors.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
It was quite dangerous for messengers back in the medieval era.
They often had to wear mail armor.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
In medieval times, what were people who worked in banks known as? They were known as fortune-tellers!
For several days each month, some friends and I get together, play instruments and sing in a medieval style.
I guess you could call it my minstrel period.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
Did you hear about the medieval kinghunter?
He excelled in throne weapons
No one could measure their height in medieval kingdoms.
Only the Ruler could.
Did you see that their is a Medieval play about menstruation?
It's a period piece
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
They gargoyle
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant's head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke's son and knocked him off the battlefield.
Yeah, apparently it was the first-ever serf face to heir missile.
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you'd get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
What is the name of the device that the king uses to control the moat around his castle? A remoat control.
I went to a dad-joke competition at Medieval Times last weekend..
They called it the Game of Groans.
What were middle-aged parents called in medieval times? Middle-aged parents.
Last Christmas, I got my sister a build-it-yourself medieval fort. She wasn't very happy with it, but my mother reprimanded her by saying that it isn't the gift, but the fort that counts!
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What do you call a drunk medieval poet?
Shakesbeer
Why were medieval people from Mexico such good engineers? This is because they learned in Aztech!
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Why couldn't Vivaldi play medieval music?
Because his violin was Baroque
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
In the old times, the medieval kings and queens would only visit the dentist just before their coronation. This is because they wanted their teeth crowned!
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
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