The medieval king was very excited when the engineer told him that he could get him a castle at very little price. Turns out, the engineer indeed built a castle but it was a bouncy one.
What do you call a stunt rider from the 1200's?
Medieval Knievel
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
I like my wine like I like my medieval cities.
Fortified.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?
They storm the baaaastille.
If I lived in medieval times, I'd be a tavern guard.
I've always been known for my Inn-Security.
How did one become a medieval executioner?
You had to axe nicely.
Why were medieval people from Mexico such good engineers? This is because they learned in Aztech!
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Medieval cures...
Were leeches on society
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
The medieval queen was unhappy when she saw that it was pouring outside. She sighed to herself, "This could be another reigny day."
No one could measure their height in medieval kingdoms.
Only the Ruler could.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
All Dante.
What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?
decapita-shin
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
Did you see that their is a Medieval play about menstruation?
It's a period piece
What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?
At your cervix, m'lady
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What do you call a medieval horse in the army
A knight-mare
What do you call a medieval siege machine that throws flowers?
A trebouquet
When medieval armies went off to war...
were they playing for keeps?
What do you call a drunk medieval poet?
Shakesbeer
In the old times, the medieval kings and queens would only visit the dentist just before their coronation. This is because they wanted their teeth crowned!
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?
They prefer Wight Castle.
What do you call a Medieval spy?
Sir Veillance
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Medieval Kings and Queens were afraid of the rain in the middle ages because the rain would storm the castle.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
They gargoyle
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?
Norman Rock Wells.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
It was quite dangerous for messengers back in the medieval era.
They often had to wear mail armor.
Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
What is the name of the device that the king uses to control the moat around his castle? A remoat control.
Why was the king only a foot tall?
Because he was a ruler.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
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