Literary Pick Up Lines

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Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
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