A man walks into a bar and briskly orders 12 of the most expensive whiskey shots.
The bartender lines 12 up shot glasses and fills them up. The man quickly downs all 12 of them back to back and taps the bar, βagain.β
The bartender looks a little surprised, but lines of 12 more shots. The man quickly downs all 12 shots and hits the bar, βagain.β
The bartender, visibly concerned, fills up 12 more shots and lines them on the bar. The man quickly downs all 12 shots and hits the bar, βagain.β
The bartender says βhold up man! You gotta slow down!β
The man says βtrust me, if you had what I had, youβd be drinking this fast too.β
βMy God,β says the bartender, quietly leaning over the bar he asks, βwhat do you HAVE?β
βA dollar.β