Covered

There once was a farmer from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
It soon came to pass,
He was covered with grass,
But has all the tomatoes he needs.
There once was a farmer from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
It soon came to pass,
He was covered with grass,
But has all the tomatoes he needs.
What reassuring advice did the meninges give to the brain?
"Don't worry, I've got you covered."
There was a young lady from the Azores
Whose box was all covered with sores
And the dogs in the street
Wouldn’t bark at the meat
that hung in festoons from her drawers.
there once was a man from leeds
who ate a packet of seeds
within the hour
his dick was a flour
and his balls were all covered in weeds.
There once was a guy named Swartz,
whose dick was covered with warts,
but the girls would play,
with his dick anyway,
'cause good ol' Swartz came in quarts!
There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis,
and woke up covered in goo.
I thought I’d surprise my girlfriend for her birthday.
Her: “What are you doing? And why are you shirtless?”

Me: *smiles and nods*

Her: “And you’re covered in… baby oil?”

Me: “Well, you know how you always said I never glisten?”

Her: “Listen. You never listen.”

Me: “Oh..”
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
I saw a sheep covered in plastic
It was lambinated.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.