Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
Have you heard of the story about the campanologist without arms?
Doesn't ring a bell.
Yo Mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Firefighter Lovemaking Rules
Firefighter Lovemaking Rules A firefighter came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, Bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. From now on when I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When say Bell 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say Bell 3, we are going to make love all night." His wife thought it was a bit strange but also kinda kinky, so she agreed. The next night he came home from work and yelled, "Bell 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "Bell 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "Bell 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "Bell 4!" "What the hell is Bell 4?" asked the husband. The wife said, "Roll out more hose. You're nowhere near the fire."
There was an Old Man who said, 'Well!
Will nobody answer this bell?
I have pulled day and night,
Till my hair has grown white,
But nobody answers this bell!'
A man walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?" The librarian responds, "It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not."
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
Why did the blond softball team always eat at Taco Bell before a game?
So they'd get more runs than the opponents.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell who?
Is a bell working?
Why did the Blonde go to Taco Bell? To pay her phone bill.
I went to see the Liberty Bell the other day.
It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.