Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; when life gives you apples, make physics equations.
(Looking at you Newton).
My Physics teacher said I have no potential.
Joke's on her, I just bought a ladder.
I sit in front if my ex in physics.
There used to be a lot of friction between us.
I got a C in Physics and my parents grounded me.
They say I don't understand the gravity of the situation.
A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge
When a friend stops him saying, "Don't do it, you have so much potential."
Physics is like incest.
It’s all relative.
We had a lively debate in physics.
It was a conversation of energy.
Physics student asks to go to bathroom.
Professor asks "Liquid, Solid or Gas?"
Why do physics professors prefer overweight students?
They have greater potential.
Why can you tell that Theresa May failed physics?
She had power and time but didn't get the work done.
What is better than a physics joke?
A meta physics joke.
When I was in school I got a B in biology, a C in chemistry.
And an F in Physics.
What do you call a glass robot that is good at physics?
A new-clear physicist.
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...
Some people think nuclear physics is interesting.
Well, in my opinion it's really Bohring.
I really liked learning about displacement in Physics.
It's pretty straight to the point.
A physics student ask his teacher: "Can you point me to someone who can teach me a way in which quantum mechanics can be united with general relativity?"
The teacher answers: "Let me see if I can pull some strings for you."
My physics teacher told me i had so much potential, so much energy.
Then I fell down the stairs and lost it all.
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. There is no time.”
My physics teacher asked, “So why is v-naught 0?”
I replied, “y-naught?”
My physics professor told me I had potential
Then he pushed me off the roof.