It’s so hot I wish had got the cloth seats instead of the leather ones.
It’s so hot Adam and Eve traded their fig leaves for ice cubes.
It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves.
It’s so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps.
It’s so hot my campfire lit itself.
It’s so hot I got condensation on my backside from the water in the toilet bowl.
It was so hot that my gold jewelry melted.
It’s so hot outside I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof.
It’s so hot ice pops are melting in the freezer.
It’s so hot that the clams were already steamed when I dug them up.
It’s so hot Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.
It's so hot out that my sweat is sweating.
It’s so hot that I renamed my pig “Bacon.”
It’s so hot I saw two hydrants fight over a dog.
It’s so hot I set the house on fire just to cool off.
It’s so hot you can pull a leaf off a tree and iron with it.
It was so hot that I poured boiling water on myself to cool down.
It’s so hot that my chocolate milk is now hot cocoa.
It’s so hot that corn on the stalks starts popping.
It’s so hot all chocolate is hot chocolate.
It’s so hot polar bears are wearing sunscreen.
It’s so hot that I’m using Celsius instead of Fahrenheit just to have a lower number.
It’s so hot the cows are producing evaporated milk.
It's so hot that I went to hell just to cool off.
It’s so hot I saw a cop chasing a thief and they were both walking.
It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.
It’s so hot granny broke wind just to have a little breeze.
It’s so hot that the only waves at the beach were heatwaves.
It’s so hot I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with potholders.
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
It's so hot, I saw a guy with a sign that said, "Will work for shade."
It’s so hot I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.
It’s so hot my dream house is an igloo.
It’s so hot you discover that it only takes 2 fingers to drive your car.
It's so hot that you can fry an egg on the sidewalk!
It’s so hot I started putting ice cubes in my waterbed.
It’s so hot the birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out of the ground.
It’s so hot they installed a fan in the debt ceiling.
It’s so hot, when the temperature drops below 95 I start to feel chilly.
It’s so hot everyone is wearing sweat pants.
It’s so hot McDonald’s is frying burgers on parked cars.
It’s so hot even the artificial flowers are dying.
It’s so hot that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
It’s so hot firecrackers light themselves.
It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing.
It’s so hot that the oven got jealous.
It’s so hot fire ants are really on fire.
It’s so hot even my wife’s heart is melting.
It’s so hot chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It’s so hot that my kite crashed and burned.
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