It’s so hot they installed a fan in the debt ceiling.
It's so hot, I saw a guy with a sign that said, "Will work for shade."
It’s so hot the cows are producing evaporated milk.
It’s so hot the best parking place is determined by the shade instead of the distance.
It’s so hot all chocolate is hot chocolate.
It’s so hot the trees are whistling for the dogs.
It’s so hot I discovered my seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
It’s so hot I’m sweating like a politician on election day.
It’s so hot fire ants are really on fire.
It’s so hot my thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?”
It’s so hot chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It was so hot that I poured boiling water on myself to cool down.
It's so hot I saw an Amish guy buy an air conditioner.
It’s so hot the catfish are already fried when you catch them.
It’s so hot I set the house on fire just to cool off.
It's so hot that you can fry an egg on the sidewalk!
It’s so hot that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
It’s so hot I saw two hydrants fight over a dog.
It’s so hot the frozen pizza I bought at the grocery store was ready to eat by the time I got home.
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
It’s so hot that I’m using Celsius instead of Fahrenheit just to have a lower number.
It’s so hot all the sand on the beach is now glass.
It's so hot outside the ice cream man just change the sign on the side of his truck to "cream."
It’s so hot everyone is wearing sweat pants.
It’s so hot firecrackers light themselves.
It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelet.
It’s so hot that my kite crashed and burned.
It’s so hot that corn on the stalks starts popping.
It’s so hot you can wash and dry your clothes at the same time.
It’s so hot even the artificial flowers are dying.
It’s so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps.
It’s so hot I saw the Devil in Wal-Mart buying an air conditioner.
It’s so hot granny broke wind just to have a little breeze.
It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves.
It’s so hot I saw a heatwave and I waved back.
It’s so hot even my wife’s heart is melting.
It's so hot out that my sweat is sweating.
It’s so hot I bought a loaf of bread and by the time I got home, it was toast.
It’s so hot that the oven got jealous.
It was so hot that the soles of my shoes melted.
It’s so hot, when the temperature drops below 95 I start to feel chilly.
It’s so hot I started putting ice cubes in my waterbed.
It’s so hot Adam and Eve traded their fig leaves for ice cubes.
It’s so hot outside I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof.
It’s so hot that you can poach eggs in a pool.
It’s so hot Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.
It's so hot that all the water buffalo at the zoo evaporated.
It’s so hot McDonald’s is frying burgers on parked cars.
It’s so hot I wish had got the cloth seats instead of the leather ones.
It’s so hot that the only waves at the beach were heatwaves.
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