It’s so hot all chocolate is hot chocolate.
It’s so hot the frozen pizza I bought at the grocery store was ready to eat by the time I got home.
It’s so hot I set the house on fire just to cool off.
It’s so hot, when the temperature drops below 95 I start to feel chilly.
It’s so hot that my sprinkler released steam.
It’s so hot I got condensation on my backside from the water in the toilet bowl.
It’s so hot the trees are whistling for the dogs.
It's so hot I saw an Amish guy buy an air conditioner.
It’s so hot my campfire lit itself.
It’s so hot that the oven got jealous.
It’s so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps.
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
It’s so hot Adam and Eve traded their fig leaves for ice cubes.
It’s so hot that corn on the stalks starts popping.
It’s so hot the catfish are already fried when you catch them.
It’s so hot that my chocolate milk is now hot cocoa.
It’s so hot chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It was so hot that the soles of my shoes melted.
It’s so hot I saw a heatwave and I waved back.
It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.
It’s so hot you discover that it only takes 2 fingers to drive your car.
It’s so hot polar bears are wearing sunscreen.
It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves.
It’s so hot ice pops are melting in the freezer.
It's so hot outside the ice cream man just change the sign on the side of his truck to "cream."
It’s so hot granny broke wind just to have a little breeze.
It’s so hot they installed a fan in the debt ceiling.
It’s so hot I saw the Devil in Wal-Mart buying an air conditioner.
It’s so hot I wish had got the cloth seats instead of the leather ones.
It’s so hot McDonald’s is frying burgers on parked cars.
It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelet.
It’s so hot I saw a cop chasing a thief and they were both walking.
It’s so hot I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with potholders.
It’s so hot that Tabasco sauce tastes mild.
It’s so hot everyone is wearing sweat pants.
It’s so hot that farmers are feeding ice to the chickens so they won’t lay boiled eggs.
It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing.
It’s so hot you realize asphalt has a liquid state.
It’s so hot you can pull a leaf off a tree and iron with it.
It’s so hot I discovered my seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
It’s so hot firecrackers light themselves.
It’s so hot that I renamed my pig “Bacon.”
It’s so hot that the only waves at the beach were heatwaves.
It’s so hot fire ants are really on fire.
It’s so hot the best parking place is determined by the shade instead of the distance.
It’s so hot all the sand on the beach is now glass.
It’s so hot you can wash and dry your clothes at the same time.
It’s so hot I saw two hydrants fight over a dog.
It’s so hot that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
It’s so hot I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.
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