Socks

What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
What do you call a bear with no socks on? Bare-foot.
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
There once was a man from Tibet,
Who couldn't find a cigarette.
So he smoked all his socks,
and got chicken-pocks,
and had to go to the vet.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
Christmas - The only time of the year you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks.
What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!
Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks today.
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