Socks

What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
What Do You WANT?
What Do You WANT? A man from Peru decided to visit America, although he spoke no English. Upon reaching it, one of the first thing he did was go into a department store. He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines, (I want socks)" said the man. "I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines,(No I don't want suits, I want socks.)" said the man. "Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines, (No I don't want shirts, I want socks.)" repeated the man. "I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines,(No I don't want pants, I want socks)" insisted the man. As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "Eso sí que es (Now that's it)!" "Then why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!?" yelled the salesgirl.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
There once was a man from Tibet,
Who couldn't find a cigarette.
So he smoked all his socks,
and got chicken-pocks,
and had to go to the vet.
Christmas - The only time of the year you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks.
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks today.
What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!
What do you call a bear with no socks on? Bare-foot.