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There's a Problem With the Migratory Bird Tags
There's a Problem With the Migratory Bird Tags According to the Knight-Rider News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated, "Wash. Biol. Surv". Until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper: "Dear Sirs: While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you it was horrible."
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
I decided to switch to a knife to preserve my ammo.
The guys at Laser Tag started freaking out though.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.