A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
Dublin over in laughter.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
You’re my lucky charm.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
I love when you coddle me.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
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