Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
I’m feelin’ green.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
I love when you coddle me.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Irish I had better jokes.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
You’re my lucky charm.
Dublin over in laughter.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
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