What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
I’m feelin’ green.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
Irish I had better jokes.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
You’re my lucky charm.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
I love when you coddle me.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
Irish food is legen-dairy.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
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