I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Irish I had better jokes.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
I’m feelin’ green.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
Dublin over in laughter.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
I love when you coddle me.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
You’re my lucky charm.
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