I love when you coddle me.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Irish I had better jokes.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Dublin over in laughter.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
I’m feelin’ green.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
You’re my lucky charm.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
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