In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
I’m feelin’ green.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
You’re my lucky charm.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
I love when you coddle me.
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