When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
I love when you coddle me.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Irish I had better jokes.
You’re my lucky charm.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Dublin over in laughter.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.