My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
I love when you coddle me.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Irish I had better jokes.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
You’re my lucky charm.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower