Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Irish I had better jokes.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
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