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These windy puns will blow you away!

What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
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