Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
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