The Jokes

Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Want to start your day laughing? Register to our Daily Joke!
Did you mean:
Continue With: Facebook Google
By continuing, you agree to our T&C and Privacy Policy