How do you make a telephone in the jungle? With toucans and a piece of string.
The zookeeper was struggling to explain why two tropical birds were stuck together. It was toucan fusing.
Wife: would you get me those two cans from the top shelf? Me: I don't see any toucans in here.
Have you ever heard of the Poder bird? It is also known as the Toucan
The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission: 'When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans.'
My wife was describing the pair of Toucans the zoo recently acquired. I responded "You mean a four-can?"
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun. They are looking for a cereal killer.
A man goes to his male doctor after several tests and tells him, "Give it to me straight doc!" The doctor replies, "That's impossible, we're both male." They both laugh and the doctor says, "Besides, I don't want AIDS."