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What is the worst type of blind people?
The Notsees.
How do you make a telephone in the jungle?
With toucans and a piece of string.
The zookeeper was struggling to explain why two tropical birds were stuck together.
It was toucan fusing.
Wife: would you get me those two cans from the top shelf?
Me: I don't see any toucans in here.
Have you ever heard of the Poder bird?
It is also known as the Toucan
The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission: 'When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans.'
My wife was describing the pair of Toucans the zoo recently acquired.
I responded "You mean a four-can?"
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
Why do native Americans hate the snow?
Because it is white and settles all over their land.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was playing crossy road.
A teacher asks the class to name six mammals that you might find in Africa. One of the pupils replies, “five zebras and a lion”.
A chap sees a zebra sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn. He says “what are you doing here?” The zebra says, “well, I enjoyed the book”.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
A man goes to his male doctor after several tests and tells him, "Give it to me straight doc!"
The doctor replies, "That's impossible, we're both male."
They both laugh and the doctor says, "Besides, I don't want AIDS."
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.