Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
How do pigs get to the hospital?
In ham-bulances.
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.
How does a 20-something pig hit on someone?
They invite them over to Netflix and swill.
What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?
“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”
What advice did the grandpa pig have for his kids?
“Don’t take anything for grunted.”
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
Why do pigs make awful football players?
They don’t like playing with the “pig skin.”
What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work?
Philanthropig
What’s a pig’s favorite holiday? Ar-boar Day.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon?
Pork rinds.
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham boogers.
What did the little piglet want from the swine?
A piggyback ride home.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
They always squeal.
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing?
“I’m not a people porcine.”
What do pigs do on the evening of February 14th?
They have a valenswines dinner.
What do you call a pig with a rash? Ham and eczema.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree at me. It was a hambush.
Pig always have ink all over their faces because they live in a pen.
Why was the piglet whining.
He was boared out of his brains.
What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?
“That’s the end of me!”
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing? “I’m not a people porcine.”
What do you call a guinea pig that has become a member of the mafia?
A hamster
Why was the pig crying? Because he was boar-ed to tears.
Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?
He was the first Porkmaster General.
Q. What do swine use to chat up a date?
A. Pig-Up Lines!
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”.
What are pigs celebrating when they celebrate their birthday? The day they were boar-n.
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
How do pigs write top secret messages?
With invisible oink!
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
The sweetest and punny name to call a pig is Mudpie.
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What do you call an imaginary pig? A pig-ment of your imagination.
What do pigs learn in the army? Ham to ham combat.
One of the punny pig names for a pig that loves Shakespeare is Hamlet.
What did the pig say to his friend who had been cheated upon?
Please don't go bacon this relationship.
What do you call a glass of alcoholic pig’s blood? Swine.
What’s the super-confusing way that pigs say I love you? “I a-boar-you.”
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon.
What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.