What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama?
“Sow what?”
Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow.
What do you call an imaginary pig? A pig-ment of your imagination.
Why do pigs make awful football players?
They don’t like playing with the “pig skin.”
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What did one pig say to the other?
Let’s be pen pals.
What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
Why was the pig a pathological liar? It’s a porcine-ality disorder.
What do you get when you cross a pig and superman?
The Man of Squeal.
If your piglet wants to be a wizard, there’s only one alternative: Hogwarts.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What advice did the grandpa pig have for his kids?
“Don’t take anything for grunted.”
Why should you never share a bed with a pig? They hog all the covers.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing? “I’m not a people porcine.”
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.
When the pig had a quarrel with his wife, he ended up having a gilt trip.
Why was the piglet whining.
He was boared out of his brains.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pig…
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating?
They’re in a stable relationship.
Why couldn’t the pig tie his shoelaces? He was too ham-fisted.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
How can you tell you’re in a pig wine bar? Because everything’s swine.
What do you call a pig with a rash? Ham and eczema.
What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
A nosey porker!
There was so much crackling on the line, I thought a pig was disturbing the phone.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig!
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
What’s a pig’s favorite color? Ma-hog-any.
How do pigs get to the hospital?
In ham-bulances.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirty.
What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon?
Pork rinds.
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a boar.
Pig always have ink all over their faces because they live in a pen.
What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
What’s a pig’s favorite holiday? Ar-boar Day.
Why did it take the teen pig so long to get ready for school in the morning?
She was very piggy when it comes to choosing what to wear!
One of the punny pig names for a pig that loves Shakespeare is Hamlet.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree at me. It was a hambush.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
What did the pig say to his friend who had been cheated upon?
Please don't go bacon this relationship.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?
A slow-pork.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing?
“I’m not a people porcine.”
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