How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
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