Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
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