Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
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