Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
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