Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.