Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
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