Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
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