What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
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