Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
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