Station

All the toilets in the police station have disappeared and they are asking for witnesses.
They currently have nothing to go on.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
I listenend to the football game on the radio. It was being broadcast on a catholic satellite radio station.
So I tirned to my dad and said, "That's weird. Football isn't even that religious of a sport!"
My dad replied, "Nope. Lacrosse is!"
The Foul Mouthed, 7 Year Old Conductor
The Foul Mouthed, 7 Year Old Conductor A woman overhears her 7 year old son playing with his toy train set. As he's moving his train around, he stops the train and says "This stop is Los Angeles. If this is your stop, get the bloody hell off. If this is not your stop, stay the bloody hell on." The boy moves the train around for a minute, and stops the train once again. "This stop is Seattle. If this is your stop, get the bloody hell off. If this is not your stop, stay the bloody hell on." Angry that her son used such foul language, she bursts into the room and sends him to his room for an hour of time out. After an hour passes, the woman allows her son to play with his train set on the condition he does not repeat what he said. He agrees. Shortly after, the woman overhears her son playing with his train set once again. After moving his train around the track for a minute, he stops the train and says "This is New York City. If this is your stop, get off. If this is not your stop, stay on. And if you're wondering why the train's an hour late, just ask the cow in the kitchen."
How do you move a piece of furniture at the weather station?
With four casters.
What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?
One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.
An action potential takes the train to school. What is the name of the train station where it gets off for school?
Axon terminal.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost?
The nearest Shell station.
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
There was a gay Countess of Bray,
And you may think it odd when I say,
That in spite of high station,
Rank and education,
She always spelt Cunt with a K.
If a crab worked in a pizza parlor, which station would it work?
The crust station.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large chested crab?
One’s a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
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