It's so cold that our words froze in midair — we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we could hear what we were talking about.
It's so cold that lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
It was so cold that we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside to keep warm.
It’s so cold I saw a gangsta with his pants pulled up.
It’s so cold I saw Superman taking a taxi.
It’s so cold that I have to wave a blow-torch in front of my nose just to have a sneeze.
It’s so cold we have to carry around hammers and chisels so we could get out of our clothes!
It’s so cold the cosmetics counter at the local department store started selling cream for goosebumps.
It’s so cold every kind of cereal in the cupboard is frosted – including the boxes!
It’s so cold we had to punch a hole in the air just to get outside.
It’s so cold Levi Strauss started making electric jeans.
It’s so cold pickpockets are sticking their hands in strangers’ pockets just to keep them warm.
It’s so cold the aquarium didn’t need to use glass. On the downside, the fish were motionless.
It’s so cold my shadow ended up freezing on the sidewalk.
It’s so cold that the snowflakes froze in the air and birds used them as stepping stones to get from tree to tree.
It’s so cold you could rob me with a bucket of water right now!!
It's so cold that you have to open the fridge to heat the house.
It’s so cold fish were jumping out of the ice holes and straight into the frying pan.
It’s so cold that even the snowmen are wearing sweaters!
It's so cold that people started chipping their teeth on soup!
It’s so cold pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils, and penguins.
It’s so cold the rats in the alley were bribing the cats for a snuggle.
It's so cold hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!
It’s so cold our table cutlery now includes a saw.
It's so cold that the optician was giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses.
It’s so cold we have to put skates on just to move around the house.
It’s so cold washroom attendants have started putting salt boxes next to the toilets.
It’s so cold that the Statue of Liberty put her torch inside her dress!
It’s so cold my mail shattered when I tried to open it.
It’s so cold that when we baked the frozen pizza in the oven for 25 minutes, it was still frozen.
It’s so cold that Jack Frost changed his name to Jack Froze.
It’s so cold my money turned into cold, hard cash.
It’s so cold that I’m breathing out snowflakes!
It’s so cold that bed bugs promised not to bite you as long as they can snuggle in your pajamas.
It’s so cold my hat wrapped itself in a scarf.
It’s so cold we had to stop eating with metal cutlery. Some people walked around for days with spoons or forks stuck to their tongues!
It was so cold firemen couldn’t get the people out of the burning building because it was warm.
It’s so cold we had to salt the hallway.
It’s so cold that when I needed an anesthetic, the dentist told me to stick my head out the hospital window.
It's so cold that you might have to chop up the piano for firewood (although you’ll only get two chords).
It's so cold that trees are chopping themselves into firewood.
It's so cold that I’m drinking hot sauce instead of coffee.
It’s so cold the local graveyard put heaters out for the ghosts.
It was so cold that I saw a Greyhound bus and the dog was riding on the inside.
It's so cold that you have to break the smoke off your chimney.
It’s so cold the police told a robber to freeze, and he really did.
It's so cold that Starbucks started serving coffee on a stick.
It's so cold that when cows are milked, ice cream comes out.
It’s so cold refrigerators are redundant.
It’s so cold I tried to take out the garbage, but it refused to go.
Go to BabaMail
