“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
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