"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
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