"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
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