“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
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