“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”