“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
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