"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
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