“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
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