Security

The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a railway security guard? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.
Yo Mama so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the security cameras.
A komodo dragon works security cameras at a store for other komodo dragons. Mostly, he makes sure no other dragon is spying on the customers.
He's a monitor monitor monitoring a monitor for monitoring monitors.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."
I work in security, and i want to get a pumpkin for my desk
It shall be a security gourd.
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
A komodo dragon works security cameras at a store for other komodo dragons. Mostly, he makes sure no other dragon is spying on the customers.
He's a monitor monitor monitoring a monitor for monitoring monitors.
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