Mountain

What did the Mountain lion say to the bathroom attendant?
Out of the way, I’m about to Puma pants!
What is large and rocky at the bottom, small and snowy at the top and has ears?
Give up? A mountain.

Yeah but what about the ears?

You never heard of mountaineers?
What do you call a funny mountain? hill-arious
What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? Hi Cliff! Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
The Jewish Bra
The Jewish Bra Sam goes into Macy's, to the lingerie department, and he says to the salesgirl, "My wife has sent me in for a Jewish bra, size 34B, and she said that you'd know what I meant." The saleslady says, "Boy, it's been a long time since anybody's asked me for a Jewish bra. They usually ask me for a Catholic bra or a Salvation Army bra or a Presbyterian bra." He says, "Well, what's the difference?" "Well," she explains, "the Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army bra uplifts the downfallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright." He goes, "Well, then what's a Jewish bra?" "Oh, a Jewish bra makes mountains out of molehills."
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
Did you want to hear the joke about the mountain? Never mind, you would never get over it.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.