What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
The Cowboy, the Spider and the Dinosaur
A dinosaur, a spider, and a cowboy walk into a bar
All three sit at the bar and begin drinking heavily, clearly distressed.
The bartender asks them what their troubles are.
The Cowboy takes a shot, then says "my horse got loose, ran into traffic, and got hit by a semi truck carrying tanks of gasoline. Cause a whole big explosion and blew my poor horse to bits."
The spider nods sympathetically. "I just lost my husband in that same fire. The driver found him, freaked out, and crashed trying to squash my dear hubby."
The bartender is in shock, but finally asks the dinosaur his story.
The dinosaur sniffed, took a sip from his straw, and said "My whole family was on that truck."