Dinosaur

What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!