Type Jokes

What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
What type of art do skeletons like?
Skulltures!
What type of nut do you find in the toilet?
A pee-nut.
What’s the most disgusting type of nut?
The cash-ew.
What is the best type of nut for your home wall decor? A walnut.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut
What type of elf has the most books?
A bookshelf.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
What’s a gardener’s favorite type of trousers? Ones with turnips.
What type of underwear does a yard wear?
Lawngerie.
What's the best type of spoon?
I'll tell you ladle.
What is a snowman’s favorite type of burger? A chilli cheese burger with iceberg lettuce.
What type of relationships do hotdogs like to have? A frank relationship, they can’t stand lies.
What is the most affordable type of meat? Deer, it is always under a buck a pound.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
The Soldier, the Judge and the Politician
The Soldier, the Judge and the Politician A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, quietly, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, a bit out of his element. "There's more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed him a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three main styles of bras to choose from." Said the saleslady. "The soldier, the judge or the politician. Which would you prefer?" Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The saleslady responded, "Well it's quite simple. The soldier defends strategic locations from foreign hands, the judge makes sure everything is equal and balanced, and the politician blows everything out of proportion."
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