What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What is a neuroscientist's favorite type of dog?
A labratory retriever.
What type of photos do neurons post to Facebook?
What is a myelinated neuron's favorite type of music?
Wrap music.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
What type of apartment does a pun live in?
The pun-thouse!
My friend always sleeps with his head on a bag of rice
He said it was a type of pilau.
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is the worst type of blind people?
The Notsees.