A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
What type of apartment does a pun live in?
The pun-thouse!
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is the worst type of blind people?
The Notsees.
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
What is a neuroscientist's favorite type of dog?
A labratory retriever.
What type of photos do neurons post to Facebook?
What is a myelinated neuron's favorite type of music?
Wrap music.
My friend always sleeps with his head on a bag of rice
He said it was a type of pilau.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!