Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
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