Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
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