A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
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