I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
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