Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
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