A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
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