The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
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