Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
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