While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.