The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
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