Cross the road

Why did the Dragon Cross the Road?
He wanted to eat some chicken.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
A zebra is the safest place to cross the road. Unless you are actually a zebra.
Why did the lion cross the road? Because he saw a zebra-crossing...
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was playing crossy road.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was on a roll.
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It fell off the wagon!
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why did the otter cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
“I have noticed that even people who claim everything is pre­determined and that we can do nothing to change it look before they cross the road.”
Stephen Hawking
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!
Why did the Dragon Cross the Road?
He wanted to eat some chicken.