Planet Puns

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What planet is next to Uranus?
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
What type of songs do planets sing?
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
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