Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Can I be your next varietal?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Do you like free samples?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Funny meat-ing you here.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
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